This cookie is native to PHP and enables websites to store serialised state data. This specific cookie records the users' choices regarding informative popups of. Without these cookies, we can not offer effective operation of our website. These cookies do not recognize your personal identity. If you see a copy, don't try to do what I did, burn it at the stake instead.Necessary cookies are essential for the proper operation of, they allow you to browse and use its functions. It's annoying, glitchy, patience testing, and will probably drive you to insanity before you even get 1/2 way through. To conclude, Monster Madness may not be the absolute WORST game ever created, but it's damn close. They know this game is shit, we know it's shit, so this is one piece of shit that just needs to decompose already. The developers even had the balls to release an "updated" version on the PS3, which ironically wasn't that bad, as it fixed about 80% of the problems with this version, it's just too bad we won't see that ever happening. It took me around 75 hours to do this, cost just about all of my sanity, and permanantly damaged my social life. Now, I know you think "oh but doominator! You got all the achievements, that means I can with enough perserverance!" But don't go there. The maximum possible gamerscore for this stinker is 970, and anyone you see with that (or higher) is a cheater. There was a significant patch that made the game suck slightly less, but it didn't help THAT much. When the game came out, i think 4 of the achievements couldn't be obtained due to glitches. (a personal favorite was when I got half my torso sticking out of the floor, AND COULD STILL MOVE) Even the achievements aren't done right. There are TONS of glitches, including unique weapons and items not spawning or enemies getting stuck in walls. So as you guessed, the game clearly didn't come out finished. I don't need to comment on Madness (the highest) difficulty, but lets just say theres a reason only about 30 people in THE WORLD have beaten it. It ramps up the challenge SO much it's absurd. However, crank the difficulty up to normal (Thriller, AKA the difficulty required for achievements) and you'll be this games bitch. The easiest (childs play) is embarassingly easy, and can be beaten while drunk, stoned, or mentally impared. Dispite there being 4 distinct difficulties, they are insanely different from each other. One thing you may have heard about is the difficulty. Online play fairs better because you can play in this view, but with the exception of achievement boosters, no one is on. It's not very good but it at least makes the game playable. Thank god you can push the Y button while playing alone to toggle a psuedo third person view. It doesn't work at all, and this problem is only multiplied when other people play with you, when you all scream at the game. etcīut you want more details don't you? As I mentioned it's a top down game, where you move with the left analog stick and aim with the right. Now I can start to tear this game a new one the controls and camera are mutiliated, the voices are annoying as hell, there are glitches around every corner, there is no online coop and local coop is completely broken, online play is completely dead. After all, it seems like no game is complete without a Hell level. SUBURBIA?) but make your way all over the place, you head to a junkyard, a shopping mall, the sewers, high school, and even hell. (WTF) The enemy list is really varied for sure, but REALLY disjointed as well.Īs for the "varied" levels you traverse, you start in the suburbs, (or. This is fine, but as the game goes on it becomes moronic as you encounter all the generic horror movie monsters (like werewolves, skeletons, and vampire) but other random enemies, like aliens. (The geek, the emo/goth, the stoner, and the cheerleader/all around bitch) Theres no real plot here, zombies just kinda. all over the map, where you take control of one of four embarassingly stereotypical high schoolers. So this game is a top down, coop oriented shooter taking place. It wasn't until June that I saw it in a game store in a BOGO (buy one get one free) sale. I was curious, it was on amazon for 10$, but i decided to pass on it. to think around May 2009 I had no idea what this game was or that it even existed.
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